"Bill" wrote in message
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I once worked in a hardware/lumber store and heard some funny questions
asked at times, mostly by women....

Where is your caulk?

I need some caulk.

Where can I find a stud?

A neighbor's daughter, just out of high school, got a job at a local
factory.

When she got home that night when asked what the job consisted of she
announced, " They pay me for screwing all day"

Charlie