There used to a a bob the builder web site. Bob The Builder is a kids
show/cartoon that follows a handyman named bob, bob has a friend wendy whom
he helps with projects. Other friends are a tractor and other talking tools.

There was a game my kids found on the bob the builder web site. I think its
long gone. put the game involved putting together pieces of pipe before the
water could run out the end of the pipe.

The lable for this game BOB LAYS PIPE AT WENDY'S.

I still laugh out loud when I think oif that one!


Lets see, here are some other words that can be used to elicit a chuckle.
hammer
nail
nipple
union
pipe
tool
nuts
rod
flapper
"pee" trap
dikes




"Bill" wrote in message
...
I once worked in a hardware/lumber store and heard some funny questions
asked at times, mostly by women....

Where is your caulk?

I need some caulk.

Where can I find a stud?

Guy asking new female cashier: Where are your nipples? (small pipe) Female
cashier gets ticked off.

Old lady comes in, tells young female cashier up front she needs a screw,
so female cashier walks her to back of store. Then female cashier standing
behind lady says "Bill, this lady needs a screw. Can you help her?"

Lady says she needs a plug.
I say "male or female?"
She says "What's the difference?"
Me (blushing): "Well I'll just show you." (I show her male and female
plug.)
Lady (now blushing too): "Oh I get it!"

Guy comes in and asks female cashier if she has a "6 inch hole slight
pause saw". Guys standing around crack up laughing, cashier wonders why
they are all laughing.

Others?