On Fri, 2 Sep 2005 10:36:34 UTC, "John Schmitt"
wrote:

I am a fire warden at work and turn into a "right little Hitler" as I have
been described when the fire alarm goes off.

Quite right too!

For years I was in charge of fire safety in a student residence of about
500 people. I ran random fire drills (as per requirements). I did one at
about 9 p.m., and when the building was checked I found four people
eating their dinner. They said they'd leave the building when they'd
finished!

(they weren't dead, but by the time I'd finished with them they were
quite a bit poorer as I was able to levy fines)

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