"Huge" wrote in message
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Mary Fisher wrote:
You can go right off some folk ...

Although I admit that we do have a ding-dong-Avon-calling doorbell. We
wanted something different from the plain rrrrrrrrrrrrrring of the back
door so that we knew which door to answer. The options were worse than
the ding-dong. A ding-ding or even a dong-dong would have been
acceptable. Believe me, we looked hard.

You don't have to look at all. I got tired of answering the front door to
"ding-dong" bells which were on the TV, so I opened ours up and switched
the chimes round. Then it went "dong-ding" instead.

We don't have a telly ...

Mary