On 23 Aug 2005 03:37:54 GMT, D Murphy wrote:

Gunner Asch wrote in
:

Womans nylon stockings work surprisingly well as replacement fanbelts.

Ahh. So that's how you explain the stray pair that turns up in the glove
box.

But of course.

Last time I used the trick was when I stopped to help a couple in a
Mercedes out in the middle of the desert. Hot as hell and they had
blown a fan belt about 35 miles from town.

The guy looked pretty familiar, but she..big humongous tits, no bra,
big nipples. G

I asked her if she had a pair of nylons she could donate to the cause,
and she jerked down her jeans, and pulled off her panty hose right
then and there. Got a hell of a show, with her grinning a big smile.

I cut the legs free, wrapped and tied the nylons around the pulleys,
and then followed Mel Gibson and Co. into Bakersfield and made sure
they got to a garage.

Gunner

"Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire.
Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us)
off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give
them self determination under "play nice" rules.

Think of it as having your older brother knock the **** out of you
for torturing the cat." Gunner