Once upon a time, the vaguely trapezoidal Larry Jaques wrote:
On 20 Aug 2005 19:13:21 -0700, the opaque "JLarsson"
clearly wrote:

Short cutoffs? Two words: Daisy Duke.

Not a CHANCE! Two Words: UPS Girl
http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/211-upsgirl.htm

You oughta see the back shot. /drool
http://funfire.de/lustige/bilder-844...ps-girl-1.html


Small pieces of wood? You're on your own - marquetry maybe?

Intarsia, marquetry, inlay, or the alternatives: fire or trash.


I stand corrected, sir! BTW, in addition to being opaque, I'm also
obtuse.

Hey - maybe the OP could do an intarsia of those two pictures with his
short cutoffs. lol

JLarsson