"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" wrote in
.com:

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Hhhmmmmmmmmmm. When all else fails, read the directions?


We don't need no steenking directions.

As a proud male, I would rather circumnavigate the earth three times
rather than stop to ask for directions. Why should it be any
different for putting together a piece of machinery?


Because of the really lasting stench of burning wood when you put the blade
on backwards? ;-) And Dad was watching? :-0