On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 21:14:55 +0100, Mr Fizzion wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 19:42:27 GMT, Phil Young
wrote:

What about if you claim that you thought they might have been a suicide
bomber ?

That's ok as long as you use 5 bullets to kill it while holding it down.

Probably a good thing that critical masses for fission reactions are so
high. Imagine a pigeon armed with a small nuclear warhead! :-)

Mr F.

They're not very intelligent, they'd probably go for the dirty bomb
instead. Since they're dirty *******s anyway.

Lack of opposable thumbs might let them down as well.

I had occasion the see some Ring-tailed lemurs close up a few years ago
(in Devon, not Madagascar). Can't remember if they had thumbs as such, but
I think they would probably be able to use a tin opener. If they managed
to teach that to cats, then our usefulness would be at an end. Don't know
what they taste like though....

Cheers,

Phil Young