"dave" wrote in message
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I like pigeons.
Yopu poor thing - seek help seek help.

From you?


I like their noise.

"Noise" - yes that the word for it.

That was the word used by the poster. If I'd paraphrased he might not have
understood.

I take it you don't do much thinking or
you'd realise what a horrible distraction they are.

Can't you multi-task?

They're beautiful.
They're not.

You haven't looked closely at the variety of their colouring or you wouldn't
say that.

They're not as filthy
as humans.

Just 'cos something's filthier it's much of a case though is it!

It would be a case for shooting humans.

Their droppings are the best fertiliser ever.
That must be while our local council's just sent a note out asking people
NOT to
feed PIGeons becuase they are breeding to excess and are disease carriers.

That's nothing to do with the fertilising properties of their droppings.

Is your local council the fount of all knowledge on pigeons?

Just because a
famous author makes comments doesn't make them true.

Doesn't make it false either. 'twas a light hearted comment.

Certainly light-weight.

I hope that those people who kill them also eat them, they're delicious.


Awww don't tell me you eat those nice coo cooo birdies! Horrible thing to
do.

You don't eat meat?


If
they're left to rot on the ground they cause far more problems than when
they were alive.

Depends where I suppose.

Not at all. Microbes, insects and carrion will all take time to deal with
the carcase, in the meantime I don'tthink you'd like what's happening to it.


If pigeons are the worst problem you'll ever have in your life you'll be
very fortunate.

Now did I say they were the worse problem.

Worse than what?

Why do simple folk always take a
comment, add something to it, and then attibute it to as if it was said in
the
first place.

I didn't, you said:

"Does anyone hate pigeons more that I do? Impossible! Their stupid cooing
sounds, their filthy habits... "

But it's the simple minded among us who don't complicate matters.

Ah well, enough fun for one day.

Ah! So the pigeons have given you the means of some fun.

Mary