"Mr Fizzion" wrote in message
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On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 09:21:36 GMT, dave wrote:

Does anyone hate pigeons more that I do? Impossible! Their stupid cooing
sounds,
their filthy habits... And yet people feed these vermin in town squares
and yes,
even back gardens. I know I am not alone in my pigeon hate world - Bill
Bryson
has a paragraph about these pea-brained creatures of filth in his book
"Tales
from a Small Island" book.

Ah,,, that's better.

ps small print: I was just trying to bring a little smile to all on sunny
Wednesday morning :-) (which would be nice and quiet if it weren't for
the damn
pigeons!!!! Yes I watch The league of Gentlemen

Personally I hate them and their stupid noises.

Why are their noises 'stupid'?

... I'm not too
sure if it's a good idea to eat town pigeons.

They're descended from rock doves which were bred for food - in dovecotes.
Why wouldn't be a good idea to eat them?

Wood pigeons are more likely what you get "in suburbia".

Eh?

....

Oh and grey squirrels are quite tasty.

But very difficult to skin.

Mr F.