[
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy
boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He
did
the right thing -- stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could
have
beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in
frustration
as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was
still
in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face
of a
very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car
with
her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was
searched,
finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a
couple
of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.

She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
was
waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this
mistake, You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing
your
horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak
at
him.

"I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would
Jesus
Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker,
and
the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.

Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
]