SteveB wrote:
"jim rozen" wrote



OK, but how do you square that with the 5 to 1 difference in
numbers? Do five water balloon throwers equal one rock tosser?

Jim



Now, Jim, let's analyze this equation from the Kalifornikate liberal
bent......

First, five and one are not numbers, but nouns, according to the NEA.

Was the rock igneous?
Was it sedimentary?
Was it conglomerate?

What was the velocity of the rock?

What was the mass of the rock?

What was the energy of the rock, using the recognized formula for computing
energy using velocity and mass as variables?

What was the trajectory of the rock?

What was the intent of the rock?

What was the intent of the rock thrower?

Were the five individuals related?

Were the five rockthrowers documented aliens?

Was there any sexual overtones to the incident?

What was the color of the water balloon?

What was the shape of the water balloon?

Was the shape of the balloon actually a phallic symbol?

Does the use of a phallic symbol as a weapon by a female imply lesbian
tendencies?

Was the water tap water, Evian, or distilled water?

Was the alleged water used in the alleged incident ever analyzed by the
Kalifornikiate Department of Health for biohazards?

I could go on for hundreds of lines.

Bottom line .......... you act like an idiot, you get smacked in the head.
End of case.

Well, in 49 states, anyway.

Steve



I move we start a new organization to put an end to this rock violence
that has become so common. CERV (Center to End Rock Violence). The damn
things are too easily acquired by felons, other criminals, and children!
We should immediately pass legislation to have each and every rock be
imprinted with a bar code at the moment it is grasped in hand. This
would aid the authorities...blah...blah...

Good for the girl. Too bad she didn't fire off a couple more, lessons
all round.


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