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On Thu, 28 Jul 2005 09:06:45 -0400, "CL (dnoyeB) Gilbert"
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wrote:
I kept hearing about women getting silicone implants so I went and
bought two 10.1oz tubes of 100% pure silicone caulk (clear). I
have never been satisfied with my birth given 8 inch penis, so I
stuck both of those tubes in my penis and pumped in all the
contents from both tubes. I was highly impressed with my new 18
inch long, three inch thick penis, and the women loved it.

However, there is a big problem. I have been unable to **** since
I inserted the caulk about a week ago. I finally went to the
doctor and he said that they are going to have to remove my penis
or else my bladder and kidneys will burst and I will die.

My life is devastated and ruined. All because of two $4.99 tubes
of silicone caulk. I think it's time for a major lawsuit against
the manufacturer of the caulk.


Naa, cut the head off, caulk your shower and call it even.


What? And go off half cocked?


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