[
An Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a
ceremonial pipe, eyeing two US government officials sent to interview
him.

"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the
white man for 90 years. You've seen war, his technological advances,
progress & damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued "Considering these events, in your opinion
where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute then
calmly replied; "When white man found the land, Indians were running
it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all
the work, Medicine Man free, Indian man spent all day hunting &
fishing, all night having sex." Then the Chief leaned back & smiled.
"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like
that."
]