On Tue, 1 Jun 2004 10:29:29 +0100, a particular chimpanzee named
"Lobster" randomly hit the keyboard
and produced:

I left two old rads outside a few weeks clearly marked 'rubbish - help
yoursefl' and they were still there after a week

Put a chain and padlock on them, and they'll go before you can turn
around.
--
Hugo Nebula
"The fact that no-one on the internet wants a piece of this
shows you just how far you've strayed from the pack".