In message ws.net,
Doctor Drivel writes

"raden" wrote in message
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In message s.net,
Doctor Drivel writes

"T i m" wrote in message
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On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 22:11:21 GMT, raden wrote:

In message , T i m
writes
On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 20:56:24 GMT, raden wrote:

In message , "Dave Plowman (News)"
writes
In article ,
PC Paul wrote:
*Or* it does 0-60 in under 3s.. in which case he should *still*
leave it
at home.... you need to think quickly if you have that much power
under
your foot...

I don't think there's any road car that can accelerate to 60 from
rest
in
the same time as it can brake to a stop.

It depends on how well the brakes have been oiled

Oh don't say that or he'll be out there doing it .. and do you really
want his death on yo .. oh .. shhhhhhh ;-)

I think I'm reaching the point where I might even show him where the
brakes are

... and buy the oil

Go for it Geoff,

1) You know it makes sense
2) You should get a 'Community Action' award?

Maxie, gets lots of awards for:

1. Morris dancing
2. Best polka-dot designs.

The Community did action against Maxie because of his constant swearing.

How about **** off dIMM, you total retard

Maxie!!!

..Maxie's had nice good swear
..the sort of language we don't like to hear.
..a courteous man? Maxie ain't
..he causes old ladies to drop and faint

..walk around Watford if you dare
..you will hear expletives through the air
..it's Maxie screaming out loud
..the sort of language of which he's proud
..with effs and C's and B's and T's
..directing words at old ladies

..the Plod viewed Maxie so adverse
..as he shouted out a curse
..they took this foul mouthed fatty man
..and slapped him right inside the can

..through the keyhole Maxie directed
..foul mouthed words towards the detective
..the Plod had enough of this fat slob
..and rammed a gag inside his gob


DIMM in thought word and deed


--
geoff