Ed Sirett wrote
This reminds me of something I read a few years back.
Apparently CS owned a work of modern 'art' consisting of a head sculpted
from frozen blood (the artist's own IIRC).

CS's woman (Nigella Lawson [1]) had the builders in to extend the house or
some such - electrical work was included in the plan so guess what
happened to the freezer and the blood....

Did he keep a cool head when he discovered it?