On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 13:01:13 GMT, John Husvar
wrote:

In article ,
Cliff wrote:

[
Some Wal-Mart customers in the United States will soon be able to sample
a new discount item, Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo
Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable
price, in the $2-5 range.

"While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle
of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for
cheap wine, "said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams
University In Bristol, R.I. She quickly added, "Of course, the right
name is very important."

With that in mind, here are the top 13 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

LOL!

If your favorite wine is called NASCARbernet, you might be a redneck!

OK. Most of the time I ignore the name-calling and ****ing contests
between you and Gunner, et al, but this here redneck's just gotta say:
"Now that's funny!"

Anybody sent it to Jeff Foxworthy yet? (Or is it maybe already his?)

http://www.oildalewinery.com/
http://www.oildalewinery.com/wine.htm

Redneck Red Wine (Cabernet Sauvignon)
http://www.oildalewinery.com/RedNeckRed.htm
http://www.oildalewinery.com/images/...eBottle-01.jpg

White Trash White Wine (Chardonnay)
http://www.oildalewinery.com/whitetrashwhite.htm

Grandpa's Zinful Ways Wine (White Zinfandel)
http://www.oildalewinery.com/images/Distributors/Granpa's.jpg

Granny's Last Syrah Wine (Syrah)
http://www.oildalewinery.com/images/Distributors/Granny's.jpg

Tiny Bubble's Champagne
DosOkies Pale Ale
http://www.oildalewinery.com/beer.htm

http://www.oildalewinery.com/images/...heeseTrays.jpg


The White Trash White Ive tried..and its pretty good.

http://www.oildalewinery.com/History.htm
http://www.oildalewinery.com/041214-Symphony.htm
http://www.oildalewinery.com/images/...eck%20Cake.jpg
http://www.oildalewinery.com/images/...%20Wedding.jpg

God I love it here in the Valley. Culture, fine wine, great music

btw...yall know how to tell the age of an Oildale woman?
Count the tattoos and multiply by the number of missing teeth.


Gunner

"Considering the events of recent years,
the world has a long way to go to regain
its credibility and reputation with the US."
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