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Cliff wrote:

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Some Wal-Mart customers in the United States will soon be able to sample
a new discount item, Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo
Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable
price, in the $2-5 range.

"While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle
of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for
cheap wine, "said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams
University In Bristol, R.I. She quickly added, "Of course, the right
name is very important."

With that in mind, here are the top 13 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

LOL!

If your favorite wine is called NASCARbernet, you might be a redneck!

OK. Most of the time I ignore the name-calling and ****ing contests
between you and Gunner, et al, but this here redneck's just gotta say:
"Now that's funny!"

Anybody sent it to Jeff Foxworthy yet? (Or is it maybe already his?)