In article ,
raden wrote:
..Maxie talks about self abuse, I tell you not
..the man who climbs trees in polka dot
..why does he wear his pretty frocks
..without any matching bobby socks

..he boasts of making loads of dough
..while on beaches in his chiffon flow

..what sad *******s give Maxie a ready?
..are they sex mad people mentally unsteady?

..it's clear for all and plain to see
..how Maxie earns money on a beach up a tree

..the prime attraction causes people to frown
..the sight of fat Maxie in a flowing ballgown

You really are a dickhead, aren't you

I think it's quite sweet he's given up two seconds of his time to think up
that 'poem'.

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