In article , Dave Plowman
writes

Congratulations. You've just invented the most horrible torture. Ever
thought of a career in Iraq? I'll help with the ticket..

So will I, provided it's one way.

And, just in, news from Iraq:

http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?993577

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