On Sun, 03 Jul 2005 00:25:13 GMT, "Tim and Steph" wrote:

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| "Tom Miller" wrote in message
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| On Sat, 02 Jul 2005 19:06:48 GMT, "Tim and Steph" wrote:
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| | I had hoped you just might see at least a modicum of levity
| arising in
| | the continuing descent into absurdium...alas, if not. I tried.
| |
| | We've been waiting for that 'round these parts as long as I can
| remember. I
| | don't think Doug ever admits to being wrong. As near as I can tell,
| his
| | opinion is the nearest thing to gospel truth. Doug, thanks for
| setting us
| | all on the path to righteousness!
| |
| |
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| I've been using hair oil in my chain saw for years. The chain always
| stays neat and nicely slicked down, even in a strong wind.
| Occasionally you should take it to a barber for a trim. Some prefer to
| take the chain saw to a beauty parlor for a wash and set, but that's
| for sissies.
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| Snort!
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| You mousse that thing, too?
|

No, but I did hack up an elk once. Yuck.|