In article , lgb
wrote:

OK, nobody but another saw collector will get excited, but I had to brag
somewhere :-).

Reminds me of the guy who goes into the confessional and says "Bless
me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I made love to a woman SEVEN
times."
The priest says "Who was this sinful woman, my son?"
He replied, "It was my wife, Father."
To which the priest answered, "That's not a sin. Why are you telling me
this?"
The man said "Well, who else would believe me?"

Gerry