Stormin Mormon wrote:
You can either oil the motor, or remove your mother in law.

I'd go with oil the motor.


Only remove the mil if she's not paying her tithe (extortion)
faithfully. Why not, your lieing leaders claim she'll never make that
'celestial' kingdom anyway.

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