On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 22:30:51 -0400, the opaque Robatoy
spake:
In article .com,
wrote:
but the neighbors
probably won't appeciate the sight of me on the ladder trying to get at
the high spots near the roof 
...why would you need a ladder?
He must be short, and not very tall, too. gd&r
--
A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in America.
Well, there's a very simple answer...nobody
bothered to check the oil; We just didn't
know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical
- our OIL is located in Alaska, California,
Oklahoma and Texas.
Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC.