On 27 Jun 2005 16:14:43 -0700, the opaque "Mike in Arkansas"
spake:

How much do you guys pay these old men who are full of pee?
Do you just pick them up out of the gutters Downtown every
morning, or what?

Hey!

"Hey!" is not your rate of pay. So what izzit?

--
A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in America.

Well, there's a very simple answer...nobody
bothered to check the oil; We just didn't
know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical
- our OIL is located in Alaska, California,
Oklahoma and Texas.

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC.