Nick Brooks wrote to uk.d-i-y:

It's Monday morning and you lot have posted 594 messages since Friday.
Haven't you got any DIY to do?

Nick Brooks


It's all done. Fixed the starter motor in the car. Laid some beading
timber around the gap in the new laminate flooring. Fixed and cleaned the
windows. Done an alarm call-out at three in morning.

And still had time for a kipper at breakfast. :-))