It's a trap door to the Underworld!!! They get you when you are in the
most vulnerable position. You're a fearless man for sitting on that
commode. Since your wife wants to keep it I would be very suspicious
of her and start looking around the house for other signs of Black
Magic.

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Ahhh... A good point! My wife likes to experiment when she cooks, so
I'll be extra suspicious when she serves something that is just for me
and not for her or the kids!

Ken