"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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Doctor Evil wrote:
Nicely snipped so even Google readers won't have a clue what you're
replying to.

Now put those do not use stickers back on your gas appliances

They were labels in those days.
Tied on. Does that get your juices flowing?

Your house a time bomb the authorities should cut off your supply.

Care to try that again in English?

I'l say it in caber. och, ne, the noo.

and call in a proper gorgi fitter.

Now call one in now, or get Transco to cut you off.

I did get a *properly* qualified person in - since I had a job to go to
which couldn't wait. And both the appliances the CORGI type had attached
warning labels to were just fine.

A likely story indeed. Your house could take the whole street down.