"Owain" wrote in message
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"Ian Stirling" wrote
| Grunff wrote:
| Owain wrote:
| "There may be badgers, foxes, rabbits, deer, and frogs widdling in
| the water supply, but it's my water and they're my badgers, foxes,
| rabbits, deer, and frogs. And what are you complaining about. At
| least there're no cows."
| Perfect. Thanks.
| But what about swans.
| Then they're the queens swans widdling in your water supply.

Should add £20,000 on the value of the house if selling to an ardent
monarchist.

Good! Rip the *******s off.