In article dEOpe.11199$nr3.2278@trnddc02, wrote:

Little willy in the best of sashes,
Fell in the fire and burned to ashes.
Now although the room grows chilly
Nobody likes to poke up willy.
[snip]

Glad to see there's someone else here who enjoys Little Willy jokes. Here's
another:

[warning - this is gross, even by Little Willy standards]

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Little Willy, with a shout
Gouged the baby's eyeballs out
Stomped on them to make them pop
Til Mother cried, "Now, William, stop!"

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Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)

Nobody ever left footprints in the sands of time by sitting on his butt.
And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?