According to BobK207 :
Duct tape has a lot of uses, some reasonable, many not. This set of
contemplated uses is not .

You've obviously never seen Red Green.

Have you ever seen a gadget that would allow you to change
tires on a car while the car is moving? Red
Green has done it with duct tape.

My favourite: an elevator built out of a hot water tank,
telephone booth, some rope, pulleys and duct tape.
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Chris Lewis, Una confibula non set est
It's not just anyone who gets a Starship Cruiser class named after them.