On 14-May-2005, "HeyBub" wrote:

"I'm sorry sir, but it seems as if your tiles were eaten by squirrels as
they sat on a railroad siding in Bakersfield."

Ahhh the old tile eating squirrels of Bakersfield trick... That's the second
time this week I've fallen for that....

(hopefully some of you are old enough to remember Get Smart...)