On Sun, 29 May 2005 13:30:28 +0100, Dan Mills
wrote:

dave stanton wrote:


Never mind about health and safety requirements, The worst thing anyone
can do is tell a digger driver where services actually are, a sure-fire
guarantee they'll be damaged. :-)

Oh I don't know... around here they seem to manage quite well without
knowing.

A JCB is to services as pigs are to truffles!

A telecoms engineer suggested that everyone should take a length of
cable with them when they set off fell-walking. This was so they could
bury it if they got lost or injured.

His experience suggested that about ten minutes later a JCB would
appear and dig through the newly buried cable.

John
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John White
SCA Electrical, Manchester http://www.scaelectrical.co.uk/
Domestic and commercial electrical contractors