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The Real Tom
 
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On 6 May 2005 12:11:40 -0700, "Matt" wrote:

I keep getting squirrels building a nest under a roof. Its an
overhang next
to third floor roof. I do not want to look at chicken . And no I
cannot trap
or transport or harm them as they are protected in this state. Does

anyone
know of a repellent that I could spray there to keep them away from

that
portion of the house? Or are they afraid of any rubber animals?


1. Why don't you want to look at chickens?


Oh man, like most of us, we can't look at chickens too. They are so
sexy.

Ow la La.....


2. I think a life size rubber Ann Coulter animal would scare most


Life size, what is that a string? A twig, a wire? The woman is
invisible most of the time, she needs to eat more food.

anything away. If not that, a life size rubber Hillary Clinton would
make them drop dead of fright, right on the spot.


Or commit suicide.


3. Google for squirrell in this newsgroup. Most of the posts that come
up will be authored by or be about 'Doug', 'Chris' or 'Stretch', but
I'd bet you'll find other threads that discuss your question to
ridiculous lengths.

GL!

(And don't be afraid of the chickens. At least they don't build nests
under your roof. Also, it makes you seem.... well... like ... well,
sort of like a chicken, I suppose.)



Oh man, chickens. Oh La La