In message , raden
writes
In message , Christian
McArdle writes
However, recently a small number of strangers have started parking
here regularly and some leave their car here all day while they
are at work.

Let down all the tyres. Every time. It'll take them longer to move that day,
but they should get the message in future.

You really shouldn't do that

Nor should you put the sticker on the windscreen with silicone adhesive
as it will leave a smear which is next to impossible to remove over the
life of the windscreen. Whatever you do, don't stick polyurethane foam
up the exhaust, it's a very very bad thing to do.


Pritt, applied generously to the car window before applying the notice
(printed on thin cheap A4) is right out.
Pritt stays tacky. I never used to worry about putting it on the front
or back window, and the committee never got any complaints from the
trespassers.

Never apply Castrol grease to the front window, people'll think you've
got mutant pigeons.

During the conker-dropping season, never shove a green pod into the
exhaust pipe, even if it happens to fit, because kids will get the
blame.

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Sue ];(