b wrote:

The Natural Philosopher wrote:

Dr Zoidberg wrote:


Zak wrote:


What to stick on his windscreen which wont come off easily?


A brick?

:0)


One of the better tricks might be to superglue a dead weasel, all

four

feet, on.

I cable wrapped one to my myopic neigbours car radio aerial once. It

was

still there a week later....


ROFL!
any tips on where we can find a weasel, alive or dead?!!
love that plan.

Cats occasionally catch them.

Rats - dessicated mummified rats - can be obtained from farmers grain
stores. 300 tons of wheat on a rats head in a drying silo leaves em
pretty much flat, stiff, and leathery. Very suitable for windscreens.

-B