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IRISH GAS STATION

Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove
his new Ford Excursion into an Irish gas station. An
attendant greeted him in typical
Irish manner, unaware of whom the golf pro was. "Top of the
mornin' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap.

As Tiger got out of the mammoth vehicle, two tees fell out
of his pocket.

"So what are those, lad?" asked the attendant.

"They're called tees." replied Tiger.

"And what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquired the
Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," said
Tiger.

"AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!!" exclaimed the Irish attendant.
"Those fellas at FORD think of everything!!!"
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