"Sparks" wrote in message
.. .

Poor Bert, you took my reply seriously- and that of many other
contributors here. There is no requirement or reason to earth a kitchen
sink.

I thought from my description you'd realise it was not serious.

FWIW I didn't see any indication of you joking!

A little :-) may have helped a bit!

No, it's funnier without. Well, the result usually is ...

Mary

:-)