Lemme see here... I have Crohns, Ulcerative Colon Disease,
Direnticulitus, Stroke, Parkinson's and Cataracts. Can you combine all
of these manifold blessings that go along with entering our 'Golden
Years' into a single pin/ribbon?

Still, what idiot would want to wear one and advertise their
infirmities to the entire world? Someone looking for a personal pity
party?

Whoops, I've got the run to the crapper again and have still another
urgent BM, that is if I can see to find the stairs and turn the
bathroom doorknob when I reach it (now if I can only remember where the
bathroom is)! :-)

Harry C.