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Ian Stirling wrote:
Apparently they called the police, as they assumed that the MP3 player in
my pocket was a gun, and I was there to perform an unauthorised withdrawal.

Problem soon resolved after she went through my pockets.

"Is that an MP3 player in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me"
doesn't really scan so well.

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*If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? *

Dave Plowman London SW 12
RIP Acorn