REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!!!!


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pop a pill. wait 20 minutes, and jesus will stand up, salute the sky
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neighborhood.

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do. When your priest is handing out communion, simply stand next to
him and had out our advertising leaflets. After mass, stand by the
church door and watch your pockets fill with money from heaven. The
bigger you make jesus, the harder he will get and the more money you
will make after mass. Soon you will be reaping your heavenly rewards
because you will be attending each and every mass at every church in
town. Surely you will buy your key to heaven where the biggest jesus
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Send $300 today (Shipping and handling included), for your first
months supply.

Send to:
Jesus Enlarger
PO Box 200
Heaven, TX Z0019

or call 1-800-BIG-JESUS
Have your credit card ready.