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What an absolutely tremendous song this is. Smooth guitars
with a nice reverb effect going on, and a simple sliding
bassline. Delicious.

I just wish I understood the video. Clearly there's a
countdown going on to the "End" - but the singer appears
to be oblivious to it. And then, when it doesn't happen,
he turns the egg timer and it starts all over again.
Clearly this is all deliberate as the drummer's speed of
120bpm gives the song a direct correlation with the
ticking of time...

But does the fact that the singer is a thick Scotsman have
anything to do with his inability to notice what's going
on?

It surprised me to learn that this band are now on their
third album. I must have had my ears closed not to notice
them before.

Who?

Tsk!

Don't mash your hi-hats at me!

Go stick your head between two crash cymbals and let Slipknot
do the rest.

I can't afford two crash cymbals.

You can loan mine. Now, open the door and let Slipknot in.

Can I charge if I loan yours? SLIPKNOT SUKC!

I think you misunderstand the implicit terms of me loaning my
property to you.

I don't understand it. I mean I don't not understand it. What?

Idiot!

Slipknot are ****e, anyway.

You bet. But it was a joke.

LIES!

****!

****!


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to keep them? Hey, sounds like you, loser."
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