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This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife
looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some
time now. Do you know him?"

"Yes" she replies. "He's my Ex-husband and has been drinking like that
since I left him seven years ago."

"That's remarkable" the husband replies. "I wouldn't think anybody
could celebrate that long."

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