Andy Hall wrote:

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 09:05:46 +0100, "Mike" wrote:


"Andy Hall" wrote in message
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Do you know why wedding dresses are white, Mary?

Well.... I was told that it was to match the other domestic
appliances.

Poggenpau did something like that in a magazine advert about twenty years
ago. Rumour is sales plummetted.


I suppose that was before we had the political correctness of the
Advertising Standards Authority.

Nowadays one can't even have Roger More posters.
^^^^
Presumably that's a smutty pun? ;-)