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I just planted my flower garden and wanted to water it. I went to get
the hose. Thats when I remembered it dont work anymore.
In January I pulled the hose out of the snow so I could wash the dog
because he stunk. Water would not come out of the hose. I called my
boyfriend and he came over and told me the hose was frozen. I suppose
that could happen because it was below zero but I still did not
understand why water would not come out. He told me the reason was
because the hose was clogged up with ice. I dont know how ice got
inside the hose but I guess he was right because water did not come
out. I had to carry a heavy pail of water outside to wash the dog and
that hurt my back and I was in bed for 5 days. That was a really a
waste of time too because the dog died 2 days later.

Anyhow, thats all over and the snow is gone and its hot and sunny. It
was 88 degrees today so I just planted my flowers. But now I got a big
problem. I need to water the flowers but I dont have a hose. My
boyfriend left me for a brunette so I cant ask him for help anymore.
Maybe someone on here can help. How do I unclog the hose to get all
the ice out of it? Or do I have to buy a new hose? I really do not
want to buy a new one because I lost my job after I told my boss's
wife that I was sleeping with my boss after he cheated on me with
Sally Rogers who works in the Complaints Dept.

Can anyone help?
You lying bitch! I never slept with him, we were taking tea together one
night, nothing else happened. He told me how you told his wife you'd slept
with him and he was concerned about the repercussions, we were friends,
still are, I'm on good terms with his wife, she trusts me, despite the fact
I have a model figure and I'm a good looking woman. You're such an asshole!
Have you no discretion? He was never going to leave her for you, you're not
a good enough lover to keep him satisfied. Shame about that, you could have
earned enough for a new hose if you took it up as a profession and could
find a mug that would pay you. Try putting a paper bag over your head when
you look for custom.
You give blondes a bad name you are SO thick and to think ice is still in
the hose you gotta be a couple of pints short of a quart.
PS
Thanks to the guy that tipped me off about this asshole trying to blacken my
good name.