"Simon Gardner" [dot]co[dot]uk wrote in message
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Looks like the weather is heating up even earlier this year. First time I
can remember having to turn the aircon on in April. Time was it used to
snow around once or twice in late April.

But now it's just about time for the annual uk.d-i-y aircon thread.

No it isn't. You should see a doctor:

a) about your obesity problem
b) body temperature clock problem.

Get it sorted.