On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 16:46:36 +0100, in uk.d-i-y T i m
strung together this:

Like the sign in the back of a builders van.

"No power tools onboard, they were stolen last week"

The sign that gets me is

No power tools on this vehicle at any time

when quite clearly there are, because people are carrying them in and
out, or because there is everything else in the van that goes with
power tools like transformers, extension leads etc... I don't write
anything on the van, if someone wants to get something out of it then
they will, whether you tell them not to or not!
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SJW
A.C.S. Ltd.