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- On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 10:16:19 GMT, "Edwin Pawlowski"
- wrote:
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- wrote in message
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- What is wrong with my toilet?
-
- Everytime I pull the flush handle the **** goes down the hole in the
- bottom of the toilet. Then the toilet fills up halfway with water.
- What the heck is causing this?
- Something must be seriously wrong. There should not be water in
- there.
-
-
- Hi Tommy, how is school. You must be in the fifth grade now and you got to
- play on mommy's computer. Pretty soon you will be old enough to masturbate
- and have even more fun.
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- Masturbation is a sin.......
-
- The male penis is an evil organ. As soon as a boy reaches puberty,
- his penis becomes the devils organ. Satan created the penis to entice
- men into perversion, and win these men over to the eternal fires of
- hell. No man who dies with his penis attached to his body will ever
- enter the kingdom of heaven. If you want to meet the Lord after you
- die, you must remove this evil satanic organ from your body before you
- die. The penis is like a sword, and it cuts, and harms everything it
- touches. An ejaculating penis is like a gun shooting bullets that
- kill. Whoever receives the semen from an ejaculating penis is killed
- spiritually, and their soul becomes the property of Satan. The Lord
- will not offer eternal life to any male or female who touches semen
- from the serpent penis.
-
- If you are a man, and you want to spend eternity in the Lords heaven,
- you MUST sacrifice, and remove that evil organ from your body
- immediately. The surgery is painless, given proper anestetic prior to
- the removal, and you will never regret the surgery, knowing you are
- now pure of heart body, and mind, and suited to enter the kingdom of
- heaven. Do not wait, you could die today. and would spend all of
- eternity in hell.
-
- Remove your evil penis immediatelly, to remove satan from your
- life....
-
- Do you love God? If you answered YES, then please read this, and
- do what it says. God views sex as one of the foremost evils known to
- the human race. But abstinance is not enough. If you truely want to
- enter the kingdom of heaven and sit next to God's throne, you MUST
- remove your sexual organs in order to become pure, in the eyes of God.
- Doing this proves to God that you are truely one of his flock, and
- proves that you truely love him. God intentionally created humans with
- these evil organs, wanting mankind to remove them, to prove their love
- of him.
-
- Do you want to spend eternity with God? Now is the time to prove to
- the Lord that you truely love him. If you are male, you must have
- your evil penis surgically removed. If you are female, you must have
- your evil vagina permanently stitched closed. These surgical
- procedures can be painful, but consider the rewards. You will spend
- eternity with the Lord. Isn't a few days of pain worth an eternity
- with God? Consider the pain as your penance for all the sins of
- mankind, and remember that pain and suffering is what earns you a
- secure place in heaven.
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- You must have this surgery done before your death, so do not delay, or
- you may spend eternity in the fires of hell. Everyone who dies with
- these evil organs intact, is condemned to an eternity in hell. Make
- TODAY the day you CHOOSE GOD!!!
-
- Remove your evil penis immediatelly, to remove satan from your
- life, and make you worthy to enter the kingdom of heaven.
-
- The Lord is my Savior

Wow. And I thought I was the only one who felt this way.

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