I think what you are really needing are bull**** waders...

John Harlow wrote:
What can I use to find it? A stud finder finder? Would that be a
stud
finder squared?

It's obviously no where close because it would be going off all the
time as
I am such the stud.

I would need a stud finder finder for studs like me, I think that is
a stud
squared finder squared?

What would a device be called which is used to find studs like me who
are
finding stud finder finders?

And what device finds those devices?